Funny Observations From My Life As A Single Mom: When WTF Becomes Your Norm

  1. My child peed on his mask the other day and did not tell me until bedtime…

  2. I am so sick of political conspiracy theory and these mudslinging ads that whenever they pop up, I have a Pavlovian response to get up and get into bed and hide.  

  3. Is anyone else basically afraid to turn on the news? 

  4. At what point is 2020 going to get less weird? Would that be between fire-tornadoes or the Fujiwara? 

  5. Neon is back, and I am totally OK with it. This is coming from someone who has not had color in her wardrobe since the W Bush era.  

  6. Remember, socializing without judging how close people are standing next to you? Ew, back up y'all.  

  7. Bars have opened back up, just when I quit drinking.  

  8. I have seen more "Wu-Tang Is Forever" yard signs than political yard signs lately, so there's a positive for ya.  

  9. If Netflix binging were educational, I would have a Ph.D. in documentaries about other people's dumpster-fire lives.  

  10. I have watched more YouTube videos on second grade Math than makeup tutorials or how to fix a sink, so that's new.  

Comment below and tell me how 2020 has gotten super weird for YOU!